We get to take a “wilde” ride while this crazy world ramps up its spin. Three personal planets step into mushy and emotional Cancer setting off a garden variety of responses. Lettuce just calm down, kids!
ARIES (MAR. 21 - APRIL 20)
You may think that your home is your refuge. But think again, gay Ram. In fact your domestic agenda may be voted down by others in the house. So be very careful in any household-based decision and make sure that everyone is in agreement with any grand plan. You will have time and opportunity to gain the upper hand later in the summer. So for now, chill.
TAURUS (APRIL 21 - MAY 21)
Queer Bulls often enjoy being the strong and silent type. But now you cannot help yourself - you simply must say what is on your mind. All good as long as you can remain diplomatic and charming. But for those who want to be bulls in a china shop, consider the aftermath. Speak softy now and you will find the perfect time for your tirade later.
GEMINI (MAY 22 - JUNE 21)
Money and the wonderful things it can buy might be too tempting now for pink Twins, especially those on a tight budget. Do you really need that thingamajig? Carefully consider what is essential and what is just nice to have. You will want to pace yourself for later in the summer when there might be a romantic moment that sends you into ecstasy . . . and credit card overdraft.
CANCER (JUNE 22 - JULY 23)
If you are seeking quiet repose and solitary contemplation for the next few weeks, just forgetaboutit, gay Crab! The world will beat a path to your door and create a rousing ruckus.
Maybe the cosmos is telling you that this is really what you need right now. Don’t sit on the sidelines and watch all the action. Get into the communal flow and live life to the fullest, if not the proudest.
LEO (JULY 24 - AUG. 23)
Going with your intuition can lead you to some very interesting and offbeat situations now, proud Lion. Mischief is in the wind and may sweep you up in it. You could become tempest tossed and upside down. Don’t panic. This might be the time to let loose and see where the fates carry you. Who knows? It could be to Paris. But on the other hand, it could be to Podunk.
VIRGO (AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23)
Your social life gets a jolt as suddenly you are on everyone’s guest list. Good for you, queer Virgo! Now how do you maximize your exposure? Which invitations will you accept? What new groups should you join? The decisions you make now can impact your summer plans. Will you decide on the A list or the D list? Oh how to choose? How to choose?
LIBRA (SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23)
All of your hard work may start to be recognized now by the big bosses, proud Libra. Start plotting now to find ways of maximizing this profitable attention. This may be your entry into the higher echelons of upper management to become a big shot yourself. But life is not just ambitious corporate climbing, private jets and big fat paychecks . . . or is it?
SCORPIO (OCT. 24 - NOV. 22)
You need to get out of your routine and boring habits, gay Scorp. The fates encourage you to get out of your comfort zone to feel fully refreshed and energized. So take a trip around the world, if time and money permit. Otherwise, enjoy the expansion of your horizons closer to home by exploring some new hot spots, different cuisines or a tasty new hot treat. Anyone we know?
SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 23 - DEC. 22)
Even jaded gay Archers can’t help but feel perky, peppy and a bit spicier now. You are rough and ready for anything and anyone. Quaff your sexual thirst in some bubbly watering holes throughout the summer and see who floats by. But try hard to be choosy. Your choices will be limitless, but you should favor quality over quantity. Uh, right??
CAPRICORN (DEC. 23 - JAN. 20)
Relationships and how to make them strong and lasting will hold more of your attention now, pink Cap. And this is a good thing because your attention might have been focused on other things for a while. Remember, no one is an island unto themselves. Sometimes it is nice to have a castaway wash up on your shore and stoke a roaring fire.
AQUARIUS (JAN. 21 - FEB. 19)
If you have been feeling tired and a bit off your game, this is the time to concentrate on health, fitness and rejuvenation. Find ways to recharge and generally upgrade your diet and stress reduction techniques. Aqueerians have been fighting the good fight, but it is important to rest a while before you start in all over again. Okay, now start again.
PISCES (FEB. 20 - MAR. 20)
Find time to just have fun now, Guppie. That can mean festive parties, a secret romance or something artistic. Your imagination will run wilde and you need to capture a few tantalizing morsels of it for your personal statement. Try a new art form and see how it works out. Is nude body painting with fresh fruit creative enough? Only if it includes cherries.